I'm Talking But No One Is Listening

I know they can hear me. I am telling them exactly what I want. They just blankly stare back or laugh. I can't believe I got such unintelligent humans.

There are other dogs outside. Why can't they let me out there. There might be moles. What if there is a bird I need to chase. Plus, my paws are clean. I feel much more comfortable with dirty white fur around my paws. I don't want to go lay down. I will do it, but I don't want to. OK, I am down. Now will you listen? Maybe if I jump up to a higher level, they will understand. Maybe they need eye contact.

It looks like I am going to have to call in support to make a dog door.