Crazy Lady

There is a crazy lady in my house. She always wants to kiss and pet me. I really don't like all that mushy stuff. But the next minute she is chasing me and flipping me upside down. I am getting great at evasive manuevers.

The smaller humans in the house seem to really like this lady. They hug her a lot. I have heard her say, "please let me breath my own air". Are you kidding me? She is just getting some of her own medicine.

A few nights ago, there was some loud booms, wind, and craziness happening outside. I tried to sleep in the shower. The humans seem to be at ease with the obvious signs of distress outside. They even want me to go outside. I did make a bunker out there just in case.